mai 2013
d-units:
[130522] C-Luv’s R&B Real featuring D-Unit, Jay Park, Jeongun & Crush
Kanye West is white America’s worst nightmare. Because as much as one may...
– Meaghan Garvey, Who Will Survive In America? (via machistado)
YES. YES. YES. YES.
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Why are my reblogs not saving tags?
i need the tags!
(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
Me: “So, what will it be?”
Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”
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Au Revoir!!!
I just realized what that literally translates to… Coming home!
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Frustration in a word...
parents.
It’s horrible, but this is why I can go weeks without talking to them. I’m not a good person when I’m with them.
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I want to feel consumed.
On another nots: I’ve been meaning to write about my last couple of days in Grenoble and I can’t get myself to do it.
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Whoa Kanye
You just handed it to them all bloody and beating and wild eyes on a platter and they’re scared shitless.
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All the Republicans calling for Obama's...
kileyrae:
You do realize that means President Biden, right?
cancune:
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
the-vashta-nerada:
my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101
as in
a class that teaches you how to climb trees
let’s talk about the american education system
#HappyYBDay
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lafemmedominicana:
jhenne-bean:
videohall:
2 grown men go through a labor simulation
> I lost it at “STOP SMILING!!!!”
the high five, lmao
I live for shit like this.
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How does one get rid of character flaws?
Because I hate that I can’t be supportive of other people. Instead I judge. And I’m really good at it. And if I’m not judging, I’m questioning why them not me. Which I understand probably comes from my ‘special snowflake’ only child upbringing. But I also like to think I’m really rational, even with myself, and I’m usually really good at making...